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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 02:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do old men think young women and girls would want them over guys their own age?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Do you anal play alone?

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Are you struggling with weight loss and finding it hard to stay consistent? What’s your biggest challenge when trying to lose weight at home?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Nuts and Butts

Solar Storms Are Pushing Elon Musk’s Satellites Back to Earth - Gizmodo

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

This overlooked cause of PTSD is only going to get worse - vox.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Not Breaking Up With Dakota Johnson Following Chris Martin Split - The Daily Beast

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Exclusive: Clean energy investment hits new highs and shows no sign of slowing - TechCrunch

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why are men so attracted to big breasts?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is it possible for the AfD to ever win the chancellorship in Germany?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What has been your best sexual experience?